food and tears
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HP + Scenery

(Source: greatperheps, via katrinedugas)

awesomephilia:

girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs

(Source: dutchster, via thewigglesofflcial)

wholockeduntiltheveryend:

What’s interesting about the wizarding world is when you take physical strength out of the equation a woman can fight just the same as a man can fight, a woman can do magic just as well as a man can do magic. -J.K. Rowling

(via accio-my-fandoms)

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thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

(Source: epiphanyvisuals, via the-real-misha-colllins)

tia-todd:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine getting a detailed handsewn plushie of your favorite character in the mail one day from a mysterious sender, and whenever you’re in danger or distress the plushie turns into a flesh-and-blood version of your character to protect and comfort you

*raises hand* does being unbearably horny count as danger

(via xxxfuturetitan)

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

(via davidtennantsreallybigcoat)

guns-and-pies:

It’s fucking back.

(Source: frecklesrex, via the-real-misha-colllins)

harrysthefather:

bootybite:

"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."

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IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA

(Source: joshing, via cleverfandomrelatedurl)

wsswatson:

i hate wearing bras but i love having substantial cleavage and round boobs

the eternal dilemma

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